Mastectomy Haikus

I have breast cancer.

Is this really happening?

Yes. Yes it is. Fuck.

 

O marvelous breast

How do I love thee? Let me

Count the ways. Chop chop.

 

Little uneven

They say breasts are lopsided

No one expects cancer

 

Cancer killed my mom

Super hero origin?

Do I need a mask?

 

Bodacious tatas

Stage 3 breast carcinoma

Please don’t murder me

 

Malevolent mass

Mastectomy massacre

A morbundity

 

My beautiful breasts

My protests don’t signify

Mauled, severed and hewn

 

Iniquitous jugs

A sweater kitten gone bad

Seriously sucks

 

 

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