Mastectomy Haikus

I have breast cancer.

Is this really happening?

Yes. Yes it is. Fuck.


O marvelous breast

How do I love thee? Let me

Count the ways. Chop chop.


Little uneven

They say breasts are lopsided

No one expects cancer


Cancer killed my mom

Super hero origin?

Do I need a mask?


Bodacious tatas

Stage 3 breast carcinoma

Please don’t murder me


Malevolent mass

Mastectomy massacre

A morbundity


My beautiful breasts

My protests don’t signify

Mauled, severed and hewn


Iniquitous jugs

A sweater kitten gone bad

Seriously sucks



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